CAROLINE: Well, I have quite a few more people to interview, but I'll be in touch.
RICHARD: No, you won't.
CAROLINE: Excuse me?
RICHARD: I've had enough of these interviews to know the signs. Look, I'd just really appreciate it if you'd tell me now that I didn't get the job so I won't have to waste my time sitting by the phone, which they're about to turn off anyway.
CAROLINE: No, Mr. Karinsky, I will call, really.
RICHARD: Okay, okay, fine. You can reach me at my apartment for the next twenty-four hours and after that, here's the number of the shelter, but no pressure.
CAROLINE: Okay, Mr. Karinsky, maybe we can try this out.
RICHARD: Okay, I don't come in before ten, I don't work weekends, and I get about an hour and a half for lunch. It's about that time now, see you at two!

DEL: You know, Caroline, just because we're not seeing each other any more doesn't mean we can't see each other any more.
CAROLINE: Well, yeah, maybe we could catch a movie sometime.
DEL: Yeah, when?
CAROLINE: How about tonight?
DEL: Oh, tonight's bad. I've got a thing...
CAROLINE: A thing? Like elective surgery?
DEL: No, I've got a, a, a...
CAROLINE: Oh, Del, I'm an adult. If you have a date, just come right out and tell me.
DEL: Okay, I've got a date.
CAROLINE: A date? A date?
DEL: Hey, you're the one who said we should, you know, get on with our lives!
CAROLINE: As we should. As a matter of fact, talk about coincidences... I just remembered I have a date tonight too.
DEL: Really?
CAROLINE: That would have been embarrassing, huh? Me making a date with you and then having this other big, hot date.
DEL: So, where are you going?
CAROLINE: Home.
DEL: No, on your big hot date.
CAROLINE: Remo's.
DEL: Oh, boy!
CAROLINE: What?
DEL: Well, that's where Debbie and I are going.
CAROLINE: Del, that's our place!
DEL: Well, it's okay for you to go there?
CAROLINE: Yeah, well, I discovered it.
DEL: What is it, a continent?

CAROLINE: Richard, what are you doing here?
RICHARD: I called but there was no reservation under your name. Jeff called from the street. He is not coming...
CAROLINE: What are you talking about?
RICHARD: I was at your place when he called your answering machine.
CAROLINE: Oh, God. What lame excuse did he use?
RICHARD: Well, I'm sure it was gonna be a good one, but his wife interrupted.
CAROLINE: His wife? He's married?
RICHARD: If it means anything to you, I don't think it will last.
CAROLINE: This is just perfect.
RICHARD: Oh, no, no, you're not going to cry, are you? I don't deal too well with crying.
CAROLINE: Richard, you don't deal too well with Daylight Savings Time!
RICHARD: Well, then, enjoy your meal!